It has come to my attention that many of you are unaware of the wide variety of literary works created by my semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby. This must end! In the spirit of sharing canine excellence, below please find the classic poem, Ode to a Spatula by Ruby the Dog.
ODE TO A SPATULA
by Ruby the Dog
Oh, Spatula, how awesome you are
The woman-human dropped you on the floor and
Wow, you taste like hamburger…
Damn, I love you.
So I took you to my secret stash behind the couch
And proceeded to gnaw you to bits
But then, catastrophe!
The woman-human took you away, mumbling something about dogs and dropping crap on the floor.
Now I shall haunt her steps for at least twenty minutes
Looking sad in your honor
Oh my love, my own, my broken Spatula.